theonion:

Report: Still Hasn’t Been Long Enough To Open Restaurant Called Bin Laden’s: Full Report

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merosse:

TINY TURTLE INVESTIGATORS: THE CASE OF THE LARGE STRAWBERRY

GOOD MORNING EVERYONE

“HAVE YOU TRIED BALANCING ON IT”
“YES OF COURSE I TRIED BALANCING ON IT JENKINS THIS IS NOT MY FIRST DAY AS A TINY TURTLE INVESTIGATOR” 

Well, did you try balancing on top of Mort and then sniffing it?

Why of course, of course, of course! After all it is red and be-seeded and therefore HIGHLY curious INDEED!

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gurl imma have to call you back

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comedycentral:

You’d be crazy not to watch some Donald Glover stand-up right now.

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gamefreaksnz:

Spy’s Creed III

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flomation:

lunchbox tardis

Awesome bag art from Flomation! 

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